It would be great to be able to lie in bed and watch all of your college classes. You could watch them late-night after bar-hopping. No more sitting next to fraternity/sorority members talking about all the parties you were not invited to. No more deafening snoring from your classmates and no one elbowing you awake on account of your own loud snoring. No more tiresome teaching assistants and visits to professors during office hours that take place when you would normally be in R.E.M. sleep. No more having non-participation in class discussion ruining your grades.
If you could attend classes from the privacy of your room, you could really multi-task--do your laundry, paint your finger nails, apply athlete's foot powder, and Facebook and text of course.
You would never have to go out of your room.
You would never have to go out of your room.
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